Address: Thurrock Hotel, Ship Lane, Aveley, Thurrock, Essex RM19 1YN

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£42.50 per person

Date 2018
8th June

Listen very carefully, i shall say zis only once. Welcome to Renee & Ediths restaurant - You may have chosen a bad night. Renee has agreed to look after the painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies in the cellar to keep it safe till the war is over. But Herr Flick of the Gestapo is on its trail on the orders of Hitler himself!

Michelle & the French Resistance could not have picked a worse time to hide the British airmen in the same hotel. Renee will have to use all his ingenuity - not to mention his wifes appalling cabaret singing - to throw Herr Flick off the scent. It won't be easy especially when Officer Crabtree turns up to lend a hand. Enjoy a brilliant night of fun & laughter.

STAY OVERNIGHT - £65 per room 2 people sharing twin/double including breakfast!

To book simply call 01708 860222 or email